This is the conversation MErcedes and have on bath nights.
(Which a way too far apart for my liking, but that’s life).
Mommy: Mercedes, time to take a bath.
Mercedes: I no dirty Mommy.
Mommy: Yes you are, we haven’t done a bath in # days.
Mercedes: I no dirty Mommy. See?? (Proceeds to show me her tummy).
We’re still working on the personal care lessons. 🙂